- I'm simply NOT having the saree of my dreams for Tuesdays' homecoming. Not even if I pay for it AND have somebody other than my mum make the jacket. Because it's criminal to spend so much money on a saree. (because my mums' boyfriend isn't talking to her)
- I am NOT having my hair done for Tuesday because the only woman whom I will allow to put a scissor to my hair (apart from myself) is somewhere in Colombo with her cell-phone off and a blank calendar and you can't really say whether she'll be back in time, and I suppose you can't exactly find out either. (because my mums' boyfriend isn't talking to her)
- I am NOT getting my teeth fixed before Tuesday because I can't remember the dentists' phone number and my mother just can't be bothered with telling me what it is, and because I shouldn't waste time going through the Directory scanning every Herath (because I have an exam on Monday) because I'm not wasting her money calling people at peak hours about my vanity because it's a Saturday and the dentist won't be working and because it's just stupid. (because my mums' boyfriend isn't talking to her)
- I am NOT staying out late with Shez on Tuesday night because I'm being tied up, shoved in the fucking dinky car and hauled off to a remote town in the middle of nowhere called 'Eheliyagoda'. (because my mums' boyfriend isn't talking to her).
- I am NOT not going to Eheliyagoda and staying alone in Kandy because the maid won't be here since she needs to go home, and I just can't stay alone and because I'm being tied up, shoved in the fucking dinky car and hauled off to a remote town in the middle of nowhere called 'Eheliyagoda'. (because my mums' boyfriend isn't talking to her).
- I am NOT staying at Shezs' place while the rest of the household the travels various other parts of the country because it's not nice to burden them like that for three days straight and because the maid won't be here since she needs to go home, and I just can't stay alone and because I'm being tied up, shoved in the fucking dinky car and hauled off to a remote town in the middle of nowhere called 'Eheliyagoda'. (because my mums' boyfriend isn't talking to her).
- I am not singing for the wedding on the 1st with the choir I helped found at their first official appointment because I'm not staying at Shezs' place while the rest of the household travels various other parts of the country because it's not nice to burden them like that for three days straight and because the maid won't be here since she needs to go home, and I just can't stay alone and because I'm being tied up, shoved in the fucking dinky car and hauled off to a remote town in the middle of nowhere called 'Eheliyagoda'. (because my mums' boyfriend isn't talking to her).
- I am NOT living my life because my mum fancies that I don't live my life. (because my mums' boyfriend isn't talking to her)
Oh gosh! I just realized something. My mums' boyfriend isn't talking to her!
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